I have an admission. I am not really a nerd. I suspect that if I applied the the International Summit of Nerds they would laugh at my foolishness and make me into an in-joke absolutely incomprehensible to the rest of humankind. I can't programme a computer; I only know three digits of pi; I gave up my glasses for contact lenses; I don't even watch Doctor Who: I am dead to nerd-land. There are probably people who would describe me as a swot, but the main problem with this theory is that I don't actually work hard, or at all. I have a pack of English revision tasks, with a couple of tasks to do each day of the holidays, and 9 days in I haven't done one yet. Every single detention I have ever received has been due to not doing homework. I know it's hard to believe guys, but really, I'm not a swot.
I could be a teacher's pet, but I don't actually like teachers. I think my best chance is a geek. Or just a sociopath. I'm sorry for misleading you my child.
Tuesday, 26 April 2011
DAY 3
A song that makes me happy. Oooh, good :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8
I love blur. They make me very happy.
Now it is interesting how I discovered them. First blur experience = CD of the week with Mr Lamb. Probably the best CD of the week he ever managed to provide. Second blur experience = Just Dance. So actually not even that interesting.
I tried to write this while eating my breakfast but my beloved patriarch started wittering on about milk and computers and clumsiness. Or something. Wittering runs in the family.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8
I love blur. They make me very happy.
Now it is interesting how I discovered them. First blur experience = CD of the week with Mr Lamb. Probably the best CD of the week he ever managed to provide. Second blur experience = Just Dance. So actually not even that interesting.
I tried to write this while eating my breakfast but my beloved patriarch started wittering on about milk and computers and clumsiness. Or something. Wittering runs in the family.
Monday, 25 April 2011
I like the word meander
WHO IS THIS GRAND MASTER???
I hear you in the streets, banging on my door, screaming the obvious question:
Who is this girl, who in four short blog posts has changed forever the course of our lives? WHO IS SHE?? (actually I don't, because I know you feel obliged to hush in presence- this is not necessary, you must remember I am NOT a deity)
Back the the meandering point, I'm not going to tell you. Because you are probably a 40 year old man. I'm a girl old enough to type but young enough to think it's cool to blog. And I'm not particularly funny, but have illusions of grandeur. Someday, I will teach you to build these soaring dreams, and you will be grateful. So, I'm away laughing on a fast camel...
I hear you in the streets, banging on my door, screaming the obvious question:
Who is this girl, who in four short blog posts has changed forever the course of our lives? WHO IS SHE?? (actually I don't, because I know you feel obliged to hush in presence- this is not necessary, you must remember I am NOT a deity)
Back the the meandering point, I'm not going to tell you. Because you are probably a 40 year old man. I'm a girl old enough to type but young enough to think it's cool to blog. And I'm not particularly funny, but have illusions of grandeur. Someday, I will teach you to build these soaring dreams, and you will be grateful. So, I'm away laughing on a fast camel...
DAY 2
Okay, I don't have an attention span, so I'm going to do day 2 while I am still interested. When you are as accomplished as me, you won't care about timetabling either, my very young apprentice
Your least favourite song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE
This song irritates the life out of me. I don't know why. I quite like Katy Perry. But I hear this song and want to tear my ears out. And I've complained so much about it my aforementioned friends probably want to tear their ears out too. If she had just written 'Fireworks' a month earlier there would be so much less pain and suffering. World peace. Bluebirds singing. Fairies and pixies dancing around in perfect harmony. Etc.
Your least favourite song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE
This song irritates the life out of me. I don't know why. I quite like Katy Perry. But I hear this song and want to tear my ears out. And I've complained so much about it my aforementioned friends probably want to tear their ears out too. If she had just written 'Fireworks' a month earlier there would be so much less pain and suffering. World peace. Bluebirds singing. Fairies and pixies dancing around in perfect harmony. Etc.
I have friends
I have friends and I love them. In case they look at this and get angry cos I have only wittered on about music; it's in the title man, WITTERS, not makes heart-wrenching speeches. Someday, my apprenctice, you will learn about the terrors a social life will hold. But it is not this day. Someday, you too will have these 'friends'. But it is (probably) not this day. TTFN
DAY 1
Your favorite song. Tricky. Very tricky. As I get unbelievable mood swings I have two: my happy song and my unhappy song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w
my happy song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM
My unhappy song.
See what I mean about mood swings? Watch, listen and learn the ways of good music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w
my happy song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM
My unhappy song.
See what I mean about mood swings? Watch, listen and learn the ways of good music.
La musique
Have you heard of the 30 day song challenge?
If you have facebook and a friend under the age of 18 probably yes. If not, probably no. No matter, I will teach you these ways, my young apprentice. Let me take you on a journey through time and space....
If you have facebook and a friend under the age of 18 probably yes. If not, probably no. No matter, I will teach you these ways, my young apprentice. Let me take you on a journey through time and space....
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