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Velocity Girl
Hmmm, I was playing the iPod shuffle thing a few months ago, and this came up when I asked what two boys thought of me, one who I liked and one who I had been told fancied me. It was a bit :O when I got the same song for both of them, but seriously, this song really does not describe me. Well maybe it does to them, but not the bit about drugs, I don't know. It seems unlikely though. On the other hand, a random old man cycled past me and my friends when we were innocently sitting beside a river, and shouted 'Is that all you do, fucking drink?' to which I was tempted to reply 'Is that all you do, fucking stereotype?'. Because it would be one thing if we were drinking something other than kwenchy kups, but seriously... where would he rather we were? Stupid fool. Bye bye.