Saturday, 2 July 2011

Violet

A song that makes me feel violet...
Enchanted
This is such a true song... I really do know the feeling.
I'm sorry, I haven't graced your screens with examples of my hilarious wit and humour for a while, I have been busy wallowing, much like a hippo, in the mud of my own self obsession. Luckily for you luckily lucky people, I have discovered a new party trick: taking song titles and making them sound ridiculously posh and sophisticated. A few of my personal favourites...
'Increase the pressure on the fruit conserve'
'It appears to be precipitating male specimens of the species homo sapiens'
'I only passed by in order to greet you in a causual manner'
'Her manner of producing kinetic energy is entirely unique'
Etc. It amuses me, and it's one way to spend a physics lesson... 

2 comments:

  1. I got It's Raining Men and She Moves in Her Own Way, I think number three is a Taylor Swift song, the first one completely escapes me. Am I right?

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  2. 'Pump up the jam' is the first one, and the third one is 'I just came to say hello'

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